My favourite joke
 Person One: Knock knock
Person Two: Who's there
Person One: Doctor doctor there's a fly in my soup
Person Two: Oh, alright, come in then.
Sorry, readers. I felt you, like me, might be in need of a Friday-morning lift (non-GMT readers or those not viewing this immediately post-publishing - insert date-time here: ) . You can blame eighties TV-pant-swingers Trev & Simon for that Wilde-like witticism. Its the way you tell 'em. Etc.