Heh, I see what you mean. I think. But no. And I don't wear Lifeguard either. But am I a stand-up comic turned TV presenter with whom the British tabloids have an unhealthy fixation? Perhaps...
i looooove wearing a scarf in winter. am a bit peeved that our winter was way too mild this year and only wore my lovely scarf once. even so, i hardly needed it that day but i just had to wear it.
THISNobody's Ghost? Starring No Place Like Home's William Gaunt? Man, you must have a long memory...
I don't even know what these words I'm writing are all about, and that's saying something!
Incidentally, the title at the top was "Scarf Fever" because I thought it sounded a bit like some tropical disease. Having now internetted this up, the word I was thinking of was Swarfega, the heavy-duty hand cleaner. Oops.