Stardate summat summat summat, watching Star fracking Trek on the telly, thinking how easy the gits have got it. They can travel through space. Q can travel through time. I have trouble with communicating with the Aardvark.
Got this garbled message from him through the ether:
> Wot the? is that all about it reads like an advert. R U secretly sponsored
> by Toys R uz. Dont tell everyone about the rockit or we will be rumbled at
> our nexzt conzert. Keep it clean brother.(the commander)
I think we may be on this dustball for some time...