Nigel is the One
Two pieces of news: firstly, celebrity update. I took Kathryn to the Saatchi Gallery to see the Chapman brothers' various grotesque sculptures and who was there but NIGEL FROM EASTENDERS WITH WHAT I CAN ONLY IMAGINE WAS HIS SON! I don't think there's much that i can add to this earth shattering news.
WHAT FOLLOWS MUST BE VIEWED WITH EXTREME CAUTION. IT IS NOT MY FAULT IF YOU READ IT AND ARE THEN GUTTED THAT YOU HAVE DONE SO. IF YOU DIDN'T FIND IT HERE, YOU'D FIND IT SOMEWHERE ELSE WITHOUT THIS MASSIVE SPOILER WARNING. READ IT AT YOUR PERIL.
It's three early reviews of Revolutions, on the same page. The first review has no spoilers and is dull. The second one has a non-specific one. THE THIRD ONE HAS AN ENORMOUS ONE.