Viper Squad Ten

[ Wednesday, November 09, 2005 ]

Leave it!
Starbuck [17:55] Comments: 2 []
I seem to be turning into a thought criminal.

Walking back from lunch today, I passed a small truck parked at the side of the road, left idling with it's engine running. It was one of these things with a bloody great vacuum pipe on the back for sucking leaves off the pavement and verge.

I would be lieing if I said that the thought didn't cross my mind of jumping, and driving off... the hose turned to "blow" mode, swinging freely round under the momentum provided by a few handbrake turns, blasting pedestrians with autumnal detritus...

Methinks too much Grand Theft Autumn in my formative years!

2 Comment(s):

Comment by Blogger bob francisco, at November 10, 2005 9:52 am  :

no judge could ever have convicted you of such a crime. Even if the police had caught you, they probably would just give you a ticking off, ruffle your hair and pat you on the back as they send you away, before jumping in the cab themselves and razzing about blowing leaves everywhere.

Comment by Blogger Starbuck, at November 10, 2005 6:53 pm  :

No doubt with The Fall on the car stereo.

The Fall. Do you see?

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