I seem to be turning into a thought criminal.
Walking back from lunch today, I passed a small truck parked at the side of the road, left idling with it's engine running. It was one of these things with a bloody great vacuum pipe on the back for sucking leaves off the pavement and verge.
I would be lieing if I said that the thought didn't cross my mind of jumping, and driving off... the hose turned to "blow" mode, swinging freely round under the momentum provided by a few handbrake turns, blasting pedestrians with autumnal detritus...
Methinks too much Grand Theft Autumn in my formative years!
no judge could ever have convicted you of such a crime. Even if the police had caught you, they probably would just give you a ticking off, ruffle your hair and pat you on the back as they send you away, before jumping in the cab themselves and razzing about blowing leaves everywhere.