Viper Squad Ten

[ Tuesday, November 14, 2006 ]

They're Not Celebrities Get Them Out Of There
Starbuck [10:50] Comments: 5 []

Except Jason Donovan.

Watching David Gest on the aforementioned reality rainforest-em-up TV show I can't help but wonder... he looks EXACTLY like Huey Morgan from the Fun Lovin Criminals. Unexpectedly he sounds just like him as well. I think it **may** be him.

And whilst I'm talking about music-alikes, that Bones song by The Killers... doesn't it sound just like The Divine Comedy. Its not just that it sounds like Brandon Flowers has been replaced by Neil Hannon, but the entire band as well. With a guest keyboard player on secondment from Chucklevision soundtrack duties.

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5 Comment(s):

Comment by Blogger birdychirp, at November 15, 2006 9:55 pm  :

I *just* want to get them out of there actually... or just put a few more in there, and turn off the cameras...

Comment by Anonymous Sensei, at November 15, 2006 11:21 pm  :

And some of us don't care either way! Personally I'd find it very funny to put them in there, and then all the crew just leave in the night and let them fend for themselves. Anyone else?

Comment by Blogger Starbuck, at November 16, 2006 12:48 pm  :

Personally, I can't help but enjoy this sort of stuff. I just can't help it. You can't beat a bit of daily-dose infantalisation - it takes your mind off everything else that's going on in the world.

That said, Ant & Dec leavnig would be the death of it.

Likewise, its sister programme ("I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here Now", or something) is not in good health this time round. They've dropped the cosey knowingness of Mark Durden-Smith and Tara Palmer Tompkinson, and drafted in an abrasive shouty Aussie in London (Brendan Burns, wishing he was Russell Brand, in a thinly-veiled take on Big Brothers Big Mouth), and an inept and pointless presenter on location Down Under (Kelly Osborne, once again ably demonstrating her complete and utter lack of presenting talent). Rrrrubish.

Comment by Blogger Starbuck, at November 17, 2006 10:55 am  :

(I can't believe I'm still writing about this, but here goes...)

VSX Gets Action!

No doubt prompted by my I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here spin-off series rant, ITV bosses have unceremoniously dumped Brendan Burns, to be replaced by the lovely Mark Durden Smith.

And seeing that Kelly Osborne was floundering so badly, they've drafted in a Steve from children's television to help her out. Steve Someone. Not Johnson.

Comment by Blogger weenie, at November 17, 2006 11:30 pm  :

Would love to see Ant and Dec subjected to a Bush Tucker trial or two, featuring lots of creepy-crawlies, great heights and vomit-smelling stuff.

Let's see how loudly they can scream...would make record-viewing surely??

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