It's just occurred to me that as a post, this was just a little bit boring for a Friday night. Sigh!
So its time for me to break out the bottle of Pastis, and to knock up some head-blitzing Happy Lager cocktails.
Instructions: Take a few shots of Pastis (alternative ingredient: Ouzo or Raki), pour into a large glass, and add a pint of lager. Mix carefully in the stomach. The happiest of happy drunkeness you have ever felt will rapidly ensue. Repeat to oblivion.
Drink to be avoided if you have an aversion to aniseed. Or drunkeness.