Viper Squad Ten

[ Wednesday, December 17, 2003 ]

TACTICAL PURCHASING
Stuart [14:47] Comments: 0 []
 
Please take a few minutes to read this. It’s VERY important.

There are five contenders for Christmas number one. They are:

Darkness (who along with me had not spotted that the title is a crap joke on “bell end” – doh!
Pop Idol
Bo Selecta
Ozzy and Kelly Osbourne
Mad World from Donnie Darko

It’s obvious who’ll win right? WRONG. As of yesterday, the single is FIFTH place was POP IDOL! Now, this goes to show that we can stop this happening. If they get it, it will be a travesty, particularly after the vote on Saturday – YOU PEOPLE DESERVE TO HAVE YOUR FINGERS CUT OFF – THAT WILL STOP YOU INTERACTIVELY VOTING FROM YOUR COUNCIL HOUSE SOFAS!

Anyway, I digress. The leader was the darkness, but Mad World was up there (2nd or 3rd I think).

So, I implore you – get out there and buy something NOT Idol. If you can’t bear irony free unreconstructed metal arse, buy Mad World. Beautiful song. This isn’t a dream; this could really happen. But it will need YOU to do so.

And one other thing – never, ever, refer to Christmas as “Chrimbo”. It drives me bloody mad.


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