Clutterbuck Computer Clutter Challenge Round 10
Just enough time to showcase the latest entry in my too-long-running quest to find the most messed-up desktop in clutterdom.
And this one's a corker. Mainly because it belongs, believe it or not, to one Andrew Clutterbuck.
Andrew asks, quite reasonably, whether being a Clutterbuck carries any weight in the Clutterbuck Cup. Well Mr C, I pride myself on my fairness, although I am open to bribes. Considering the closeness of the competition I shall look beyond the obvious name advantage to study your entry in close-up. Missus.
Lets see... mysterious fluffy items on desktop - CHECK. Minimal bare desk space - CHECK. Assorted pens and papers - CHECK. Plastic bags - CHECK. Briefcase from Pulp Fiction - CHECK. And as a bonus, what looks like either a baby's bottle or a penis-enlarger pump. Not bad. Not bad at all - the jury is out, and hopefully it won't be well hung.
A combination of bloody-mindedness, flattery and corruption, combined with the calculation of the inverse of a quantification of the feelings of serenity that a desktop induces within me, with additional plus points added for "fun stuff" that I'd like around my own computing facility...
In other words, I am The Supreme Being around here what I say goes.