[ Friday, August 19, 2005 ]Prepare For The Greatest Joke Ever.Stuart [11:49] Comments: 3 [] A little brown paper bag goes to the doctor and complains of feeling really ill. The doctor cannot immediately find anything wrong with him. He takes a blood test and tells the paper bag to come back the following week for the results. The following week the paper bag is extremely distressed to be told by his doctor that he is HIV positive. "But how can this be?" he cries, "I'm only a little brown paper bag!" "Well have you had unprotected sex in the last year?" asks the doctor. "No, how can I??" he shouts "I'm only a little brown paper bag!" "How about sharing needles, anything like that?" "I've said to you before" the little brown paper bag sobs "how can I, I'm only a little brown paper bag!" "Have you been abroad, to an area where you may have been at risk?" "I have told you already, doctor! I cannot get a passport, because I am only a little brown paper bag!" "Ahhhh" says the doctor shaking his head sadly "In that case the only explanation can be that your mother must have been a carrier." 3 Comment(s):
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