Nematurd
Starbuck [10:38]
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My good lady wife discovered a long wiggly worm in the bowl of our upstairs toilet this morning. God knows how it got there (personally I dread to think!)
Now I appreciate that its not a particularly interesting thing to share with the world, however I do feel that this is still sufficient justification for the use of such a puntastic headline....
"Kermit" - not heard that one before... took me a while to work through...
I didn't see the offending earthworm myself (Mrs P had flushed it before I had the chance, otherwise there'd be bog photos galore around here), however my immediate thought was that it must've been a gut-infester. 'Til I remembered that they are normally excreted out in bits as pieces are sheared off. Which is nice.