Toilet Tips for Men
Gentlemen! I've made a discovery that will change your life...
You will no doubt have at some point suffered "wet leg" syndrome, when a leakage of urine escapes from your john thomas following its return to your underwear during a trip to the urinals.
Don't be embarrassed, it happens to all of us at some point. No matter how hard you squeeze your urethral smooth muscle, no matter how vigorously you shake your todger post-toilet, sometimes the safety of your tackle's kit-bag releases a smidgeon of unexpected wee.
Bend your knees whilst remaining in a bolt upright position before returning your old chap to your trousers.
Granted, it'll make you look like a 1950s British policeman, and a little bit peculiar with it, but that's a small price to pay for dryness.
That's a shocker! I'll mention it to a friend of mine that once made a comment on the subject. Maybe it will help him...
On another note the Red Hot Chillies came to Melbourne and were without doubt one of the laziest superstar bands that I've seen. Leaving it to the first song to complete their sound checks. They weren't nearly loud enough, and that wonderful bass guitar got lost in the ether. The encores (other than "Give it Away") were just experimental twonk and left the crowd thinking is that it, where to I get a refund? Bit like an amature college band having a good Jam session together. Bring back the Dieticians!
I find wee-ing in shorts a major problem (not actually weeing in shorts but you know what I mean). I pop out the left leg , wee, and am then horrified to discover a very wet right leg. Can't for the life of me figure out what's going wrong? Is there an unwritten law of physics or something that I don't know about? Can you help?