Now this is even more like it, you bunch of download-timid brainiacs. A Java version of Infocom's 1985 text adventure (or more aptly, their work of "interactive fiction"), Douglas Adams' The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, for playing directly within your web-browser. Sadly you can't save the bugger mid-game. But it still made me chuckle. And it's made me feel like I've forced the creation of some new neural pathways, as these old text adventures always used to do. I so clever.