Business Tips: How Starbuck got to where he is today
The two secrets behind my success are:
Always walk briskly with a fully erect stance; no slouching
Always greet anyone that you might have ever met before as if seeing them is the greatest thing that's happened to you that day, even if you'd rather ignore them right at that moment.
Always walk around with a miserable frown across your face by default, to maximise the contrast as your background expression breaks into a wide smile. The effect of the most miserable possible expression transforming into a shit-eating grin will make them feel like a million dollars, and will help you on your way to earning a million dollars (or 531763 GBP / 389318 EUR at the current exchange rate).
"I didn't get to where I am today by not walking briskly and smiling stupidly at people I'd rather avoid."