Viper Squad Ten

[ Tuesday, September 12, 2006 ]

Killer kebab
Starbuck [17:37] Comments: 4 []
I bit down on a foreign body buried within my lunchtime halal Shami kebab today; having picked it out of the mulch in my mouth it looked like a chunk of glass or hardened plastic or something.

In this age of hysteria I feel that I can justly pontificate on the possibility that this was part of an anti-Islamic attack, the factory production line being sabotaged by a rascist extremist, someone who hates their standards, their basic values, their very principles.

That, or a health and safety matter.

4 Comment(s):

Comment by Blogger Astolath, at September 13, 2006 4:22 pm  :

Serves you right for eating halal food!

Comment by Blogger Starbuck, at September 13, 2006 5:40 pm  :

Hah! The culprit reveals himself.

Incidentally and coincidentally, Mr 'Lath, there just happens to be a blog post that I'd composed earlier today currently sitting in my draft folder which (obliquely) refers to a recent post of yours, and its just waiting for me to press PUBLISH once I've nabbed a Permalink off your site.

However horrible time-pressures are precluding such activity right now, which is just as it all gets a bit scatalogical. I'm the Scat Man!

Comment by Blogger Astolath, at September 14, 2006 11:58 am  :

Am I reading that correctly - you haven't had time to post as you need to go for a shit?

Comment by Blogger Starbuck, at September 14, 2006 3:11 pm  :

Nope, it was just that I've not had the time to post a shite post about shit ;-)

But its true that the amount of shit's that I've been doing recently has drastically curtailed my non-water closeted life!

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