I woke up in the morning Wiped my hands across my face Took a look in the mirror Everything's looking out of place Took a little shower Drank coffee from a champagne flavoured cup But before I put on my clothes I put on my Arthur Lymphatic make-up
[scene cuts to the grounds of Arthur's mansion, as the longful transvestite skips through the gardens, stopping occasionally to smell the flowers]
[repeat first verse]
Arthur Lymph You make me feel like a nymph Dancing naked through a facial paradise Arhur Lymph A legend in his own life-time
Arthur Lymph You make me feel like a symph- ony, playing on and on right throught the ni-ay-ight Right through the night Alright?
(take it to the bridge now) Oh sit yourself at my 'round table' Kiss my lips if you are able We'll make dermatological luuuuurve Right through the night That's right Oh yeah...
Arthur Lymphatic Makeup is a beautiful paean to longing, hope and manipulation, as Starbuck's character presents his audition tape for the competition that would change his life forever - the prize being a weekend at Lymphatic's country mansion for the launch of his top secret new product, a make-up that will be a dermatological fountain of youth. However the transvestite Powersurge has more earthy intentions for the weekend...