Dexterity: 3, Wisdom: 5, Intelligence: 7, Strength: 11
Quickly clocking in just to flesh out for the world the extent of my complete crapness:
In the winter I tend to wear a scarf every day. I also carry around my neck a large black manbag whenever I'm out and about.
9 out of 10 times when I try to take my bag off whilst so adorned, I end up almost strangling myself when my bag gets wrapped in my scarf! It ends up looking like a scene out of Fight Club, with me trying to pull my scarf up above my neck, thus almost lifting myself up off the floor by the front of my neck due to it being weighted down by my bag.
To get the picture, imagine Uncle Starbuck wrestling with Emu. And that's not just an obscene figure of speech!
I'm rubbish when it comes to getting caught up in things. I sometimes wear my walkman in the supermarket, and the last time I ended up with the headphones snagged in the shopping basket, leaving me having to crouch down on the floor to take a phone-call on my mobile, looking for all the world like I was making a dirty protest against globalisation!
my earphones have an escape clause (they unplug about halfway down the cord). in extreme cases of entanglement, it all comes undone and i can extricate myself but on too many occasions i have almost strangled myself when the cord gets caught in something. having had a relatively mild winter, i managed to escape death by scarf this year :)