Viper Squad Ten

[ Friday, February 04, 2005 ]

They called me dearest!
Starbuck [13:23] Comments: 3 []
 
I received the following two pieces of unsolicited email on the same day. I had thought to just delete them, but they both seem so polite - I mean, they both called me "dearest"! - which especially impressive considering the obvious strain that Madam Villaran Nenita is under. And their emails display such sincerity. So I'm going to do them a favour.

Now I don't have two bobs to rub together myself, so do me a favour, rich netizens, by doing them a favour - contact Elvis and Madam Nenita today!

From nvil9271@terra.com.mx - "GOOD DAY"
Dearest One,

My name is Madam Villaran Nenita. A complete citizen of the Philippines, widow to the late former minister of finance in Philippine who died on 15th of May 2003. My husband fell sick and he was flown to France for treatment but later died of ulcer and he has been buried.

I inherited a total sum of 12 million dollars from my late husband, this money which is concealed in a metallic trunk box is deposited with a security and finance company here in Philippine. Due to the instruction I laid down before I deposited the box, that I needed maximum security/safety of my consignment and no body nor government organization can trace the where about of the box until I am ready and prepare to claim it. for this reason the security company used their diplomatic means to send the box out of Philippines to Abidjan- Cote d'Ivoire where they have their underground secrete vault. This deposit was coded under a secret arrangement as a family treasure. This means that the security company does not know the content of this trunk box that was sent from the Philippine to Abidjan- Cote d'Ivoire under a diplomatic coverage for safe keeping.

My main purpose of sending you this mail is because of the way I found you and perhaps trustworthy to give you this priority of shipping the box of money to any address that you think is very secure and save in your country with your percentage of which we shall chat on soon.

In fact, since the death of my husband, his brothers has been seriously chasing me around with constant treats, trying to suppress me so that they might have the documents of his landed properties and confiscate them. They have successfully collected all his properties, yet they never stopped there, they told me to surrender all bank account of my late husband, which I did, but I never disclose to them this deposit with the security company in Abidjan- Côte d?Ivoire, because this is where my future and destiny lies upon. The family of my late husband never aware of the secret existence of this deposit which I made with the security company and they can never be aware of it. Out of fear of my late husbands family, and when the situation becomes uncontrollable because of pressure on me from the Government of the Philippines, I decide to look for a trustworthy person who could assist me retrieve this box of money from the security company for onward lodgement into his account for the purpose of future investment. Consider my situation as a widow and come to my rescue.

There is need for urgent action, And as soon as you shows your interest to assist me, I will forword to you the security company contact for you to contact them and give them your safe address for the immediate shipment of the trunk box . I will also send you the Authorization Certificate which is the Certificate of deposit that they gave me on the very day when the box of money was deposited under their company.

I give thanks immensely for your co-operation as I look forward to hearing from you soon.

All the best,
Madam Villaran Nenita

From elvispowell@terra.com.mx - "FROM ELVIS POWEL IN ABIDJAN/PLS SAVE ME OUT"
Dearest,

Greetings in the name of God.

I got your contact address on my desperate search for areliable person/company for partnership investments overseas. By introduction, I am ELVIS POWELL a Sierra Leonian and son of late DR PHILLIP POWELL.

Before the death of my father he disclosed to me about the total sum of$7.5 million US dollars(SEVEN MILLION,FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATESDOLLARS) he deposited under a suspense account with a bank in Abidjan Cote d Ivoire.

This fund represent the huge Sales of Gold and Diamond he diverted whilein office as the director general for Gold and Diamond Mining Co-Operation in Sierra Leone .

For security reason according to my late father, he made an agreement withthe bank that his partner/ beneficiary will come forward to submit his banking details for onward transfer of the fund to his account.

DR PHILIP POWELL , my late father advice me in case if he died that I should look for a foreigner who will stand as the beneficiary of the fund so that the fund will be transferred to his/her account for partnership investment.

Right now, I am in Abidjan Ivory Coast, and I will like to transfer this fund to a trustworthy account. Meanwhile, I am writing to know if you can stand as the beneficiary of the fund and to also provide me your banking details so that I will submitit to the bank for transfer of the fund for partnership investment you will introduce in your country.

Note that after the transfer is made to your account, you will then withdraw some money and send to us in order for me and my two sisters secure the necessary documents to enable us come over to meet you for the investment.

On confirmation of your interest to assist us, the lodgement receipt of the fund which was issued to my late father by the bank on the day he deposite the fund will be forward to you for your confirmation.

I will like to know from you,How many percent that will be good for you for your help in transfering this money, while 5% will be set aside forany expenses that might arise during the transfer.


Indicate your interest as soon as you receive this mail, call me immediately for more clarification phone number 00225 07 73 29 93.
I await to hearing from you.

Thanks and Remain bless,
Yours sincerely,
ELVIS POWEL



3 Comment(s):


Comment by Anonymous the graffix, at April 06, 2005 10:53 pm  :

I got the same message from "madam villaran". She was so nice that I sent her a invitation to joing gmail.



Comment by Anonymous Anonymous, at April 13, 2005 4:18 pm  :

I just received the same message from Mrs. Villaran, written in french!



Comment by Blogger Starbuck, at April 13, 2005 10:34 pm  :

She's certainly a needy woman, that's for sure. Good with her languages, too.


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