Bad Wolf and the Daleks
 Those of you sensible enough to be watching the new Dr Who will have been intrigued by the thus-far-incomprehensible "bad wolf" clues that have been running throughout the series.
Today I bring you exclusive pictures revealing ahead of Saturday's season climax just what is the meaning of Bad Wolf...
Seriously though, may a thousand curses rain down on BBC Radio 1 for spoiling the ending of this remarkable series, their "Entertainment journo" telling millions of us driving home from work exactly what will happen at the end of The Parting Of The Ways on Saturday. Gits.
And scarily, talking of subliminal "bad wolf" style messages, this evening the vehicle that I parked my car in front of had "J79 VSX" written on the registration plate... it all fits into place - Viper Squad X... timetravel... THERE MUST BE SOMETHING CONTROLLING MY LIFE!