Viper Squad Ten

[ Friday, January 20, 2006 ]

Preparatory thinking for the imminent house move
Starbuck [12:36] Comments: 3 []
We signed the documents last night, so it's full steam ahead, iceburg-permitting. The good ship Powersure should dock at it's new berth next week! Yip yip yip!

There now follows a few reminder notes for myself:
  • Must remember how to use public transport - I've been spoilt by town-centre living for too long
  • Although I've grown accustomed to our pet fungal spores, we don't want to blight our sparkling new abode with mould and mildew - SPRAY EVERYTHING. Including self. Will Self.
  • Must adapt sleeping patterns to remove reliance on skylight in the twin processes of falling to sleep at night and waking up properly in the morning
  • Must also remove reliance on the relaxing sound of electric fans to submerge my thought patterns below the delta waves of sleep. Like static charge drawn to a spike, fan blades are a magnet for mildew, and are also a rather effective means of it's dissemination.
  • Narrowband is rrrrubish - install broadband or cable at new house
  • Hoarding is not an option - decades-old magazines are heavy. And mould lives off the dead paper matter.
  • A change is as good as a rest.
  • Best to pack everything before the morning of the move.
  • If we hire a removal company, check the names of those involved. Avoid those that employ people with surnames "Chuckle" or "Spencer".

3 Comment(s):

Comment by Blogger birdychirp, at January 20, 2006 6:32 pm  :

Marvellous. Will save this list for our purposes when we move.

As for spraying Will Self - I thank you.

Comment by Blogger The Saturnyne, at January 23, 2006 3:50 am  :

allo matey!


Comment by Blogger Starbuck, at January 26, 2006 3:19 pm  :


I replied to your kind words the other day (with many witticisms to boot).

Looks like they fell off...

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