Viper Squad Ten

[ Thursday, August 07, 2003 ]


Starbuck [11:51] Comments: 0 []
 
News that Arnold Schwarzenegger is to run as a Republican candidate for governor of California is the perfect excuse to run my hilarious (note: irony) Arnie jokes...



What's Arnie's favourite classical composer?
(I'll be) Bach.
What's Arnie's favourite component of a tree?
(I'll be) bark
.
What does Arnie hate the most about dogs?
When they (I'll be) bark in the night.
Who's Arnie's favourite Star Wars character?
(I'll be) Chew-bacc-a.
Who's Arnie's favourite easy listening composer?
(I'll be) Burt Bach-arach.


Haaaagh haaagh harrr. heh.

Still, up against Arnold (aka Gary Coleman) from Diff'rent Strokes, surely he's got no chance. The Democrats should drop Screech from Saved By The Bell into there...


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