Oh yeah, didn't mention before, I finally saw Pirates Of The Caribbean (Curse Of The Black Pearl Blah Blah Blah) Friday night, in a cinema full of terrified 5 year olds and goatie-bearded arts critics. Very enjoyable, very pantomine. Especially Johnny Depp's hilarious pissed-up Tommy Cooper impression. Not enough wooden legs, however - just the one brief cameo appearance in the foreground. Good parrot action in the second half, however. And a ensemble pirate "aaarrrrr"! My buckle felt well and truly swashed.