Viper Squad Ten

[ Wednesday, February 09, 2005 ]

All about me, by my cousin
Starbuck [19:47] Comments: 0 []
 
I rather hate email memes, especially ones that instruct you to forward this to everyone in your fracking address book. However, Evil Cousin Esther tricked me into filling out for her and, lo, she's only gone and completed it for me. So, this being the Temple of the Ego, I thought someone - anyone - out there might be interested in how my cousin thinks I'd answer her little questionnaire.

It's a been like Mr and Mrs, but less annoying. I shall censor some of it in the interests of data protection, and will pass judgement on her presumptions.
My name: Starbuck
Where did we meet? Walsall
Take a stab at my middle name: [CENSORED] - BUT SHE GOT IT!
How long have you known me? 27-28 years - CORRECT
Do I smoke? No - CORRECT - ONLY BANANA SKINS
Do I believe in God? Doubt it - CORRECT
What was your first impression of me upon meeting? He's my big cousin!! (INCORRECT - I THOUGHT "SHE'S MY LITTLE COUSIN!")
What's my age? [CENSORED] can't remember!!! - ROUGHLY CORRECT
And my birthday? December 23rd - CLOSE BUT NO CIGAR
What colour hair do I have? Brown thinning!!! - GIT!
And colour eyes: brown! - CLOSE - HAZEL
Do I have any siblings? Yeah a brother Rob - CORRECT
Have you ever had a crush on me? A definite no! - DAMN RIGHT, BABE!
What's one of my favourite things to do? Drinking and spending time with the lovely Starbucketta also music and doing your web page! - SHE'S GOT IT IN ONE! HOW SAD...
Do you remember one of the first things I said to you? God no! - FAIR ENOUGH
What's my favourite type of music? An eclectic music taste from the streets to def leppard - DEF LEPPARD? WTF!
What is the best feature about me? You're funny and caring! - AH!
Am I shy or outgoing? outgoing - A BIT OF BOTH I RECKON
Would you say I am funny? Yes - TEE HEE! I'M SUCH A GIGGLE...
Am I a rebel or do follow all the rules? A rebel - A REBEL MC MORE LIKE...
Any special talents? Crazed dancing & used to be computer games, but the ability to pull comedy faces for photos! - TRUTHOOD
Would you consider me a friend? Yes - SWEETIE
Have you ever seen me cry? No - SHE'S NEVER WATCHED REQUIEM FOR A DREAM WITH ME...
If there was one good nickname for me, what would it be? [CENSORED] - DON'T ASK!
Describe me in one word: Fabulous! HEY! SO TRUE!
What's your favourite memory of me? Dancing at rob's wedding or our trips down the M40 every Sunday! Also when you ran into the brick wall in Brixton - I DON'T REMEMBER DANCING ANY WORSE THAN NORMAL, SCARILY. AND I CERTAINLY DON'T REMEMBER RUNNING INTO A BRICK WALL IN BRIXTON. HELP...
What single trait about me annoys you the most? When as a child you used to hold your cheesy slippers over my face then sit on me and fart in my face not pleasant glad u grew out of it!! WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT?
If you and I were stranded on a desert island what one thing would you want to take with us - a stereo and some beers - GOOD CHOICE
Would you ever marry me? No no no - PHEW!
Any last messages you would like to say: can't believe you actually sent this back it is a miracle!!! - I CAN'T BELIEVE I'VE POSTED THIS ON THE NET!
Rivetting stuff, I'm sure you'll agree.


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