Viper Squad Ten

[ Thursday, July 20, 2006 ]

Joe Pasquale, QuizShowHost Parasite
Starbuck [13:32] Comments: 10 []
 
Whilst I'm ranting about the important issues of the day, might I just add that I had the misfortune to catch Joe Pasquale hosting the revamped "The Price is Right" late last week.

Now the squeaky-voiced TV funny-man is no Leslie Crowther, or even a Brucie, but that's not necessarily a bad thing. However:
  • He kept calling the contestants (male or female), almost absent-mindedly, as "Lovely". "Come here Lovely. Well done, Lovely. Now then, Lovely, your guess has to be within a thousand pounds of the showcase's correct retail price, and not a penny over. Now stand there, Lovely."

    He can't do that. This is what I call my wife - Pasquale's just devaluing the term!

  • The contestant caliber seems to have gone downhill. Example: The chap who'd won through to the "Pasquale Finale" (only to have his hopes of winning anything dashed at the show's climax) had not got himself a new outfit for the outing; he looked like he'd came straight off a painting job, his jeans being covered in paint - that, or he'd had a bad toothpaste experience, or worse...

  • Joe Pasquale is famous in the comedy circuit for the wholesale theft of jokes from former They Think Its All Over presenter Lee Mack. Looking at Pasquale's hair nowadays, it looks like he's also stolen the haircut of former They Think Its All Over presenter Nick Hancock!


10 Comment(s):


Comment by Blogger Astolath, at July 20, 2006 2:23 pm  :

He's a squeaky cunt!

Nuff said...
:b



Comment by Blogger Starbuck, at July 20, 2006 4:27 pm  :

There are exercises that you can do exercises for that... probably...

;-)



Comment by Anonymous Anonymous, at October 26, 2006 8:17 pm  :

Well actually the way your speaking your starting to sound like a squeky c**t so i suggest do you have lots of money whats that oh no well then maybe you should become a comedian you cheeky criticising and stupid starbuck s******e



Comment by Anonymous amelia, at October 27, 2006 1:33 pm  :

SHUT THE HELL UP ALL OF YOU!

Joe Pasquale is the nicest man I'v ever met in my whole life. you lot all insulting him, have yoo ever even met the bloke?

yeh he does use the term 'lovely' or 'love' alot. so what? he's an essex boy, hes all cockney of course he's going to speak like that.

iv met him numerous times and he is the lovelyest , friendlyest guy iv ever met.

he looks really good at the moment. he may use jokes that others have before but so what? you try being a comedian. it isnt just standin up and telling knock knock jokes. its the hardest job in the world to try and make a full audiance laugh..

so shove all your insults where the sun dont shine



Comment by Blogger Starbuck, at October 27, 2006 1:55 pm  :

Hey, smell the irony, loves.

I actually quite like Joe Pasquale for my sins, but obviously not in an obsessive overprotective and overreactive kind of way.

Look at the second paragraph, for example. And the three bullet-pointed "criticisms" are hardly very critical...

Hmmm. I smell a rat. Is that you, Mr Pasquale, writing as "anonymous" and "amelia"?!



Comment by Anonymous Amelia, at October 27, 2006 5:08 pm  :

i dunno who "anonymous" is but no its not Mr.Pasquale pretending to be Amelia

do yoo really think Joe gives a monkeys what you lot think? i doubt it he has to many lovely people in his life

Im just a fan, a very big fan, part of the official pasquale posse.

hes the nicest guy in the buisness, i love him too bits.

so just back off, yoo dont know the bloke



Comment by Blogger Starbuck, at October 27, 2006 5:36 pm  :

OK, so you're not Pasquale... I reckon you're Bradley Walsh!

Look, I'M JOKING! Joe would understand... (fawn, fawn...)

Pointless argument over (pointless 'cos I'm not actually arguing) - peace out.



Comment by Anonymous amelia, at October 27, 2006 8:11 pm  :

u must be a Joe fan to no of his frendship with bradely :P and no im reli not him!

x



Comment by Blogger Max, at October 28, 2006 8:03 pm  :

Remember remember!
Joe Pasquale is on at 2pm and 5pm!
Monday to Friday next week!
Is there life on Ma-ars!



Comment by Blogger Starbuck, at October 30, 2006 12:04 pm  :

I do hope that wasn't a lame bonfire night "skit"...


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